Intel Gets a Little Too Much Patriotism for the Math

I’ve seen church bake sales with less obvious accounting than this. Intel gets wrapped in national-strategy language, the market gets a little thrill, and suddenly everybody is acting like the money arrived by pure coincidence and good manners.

Maybe it’s all perfectly aboveboard. Maybe it’s just the old American miracle where timing is always innocent right up until it becomes profitable. But when public backing, private upside, and a fast-moving chart all show up in the same room, you don’t need a conspiracy theory. You need a calculator and the patience to watch who keeps reaching for it.