Apple Announces New iPhone Feature: Self-Combusts When Next Model is Released!
In a groundbreaking move that has technophiles and environmentalists alike raising their eyebrows, Apple has announced an “innovative” feature for its upcoming iPhone model: a self-combustion mechanism designed to “gracefully retire” the device when the next iPhone iteration hits the shelves. “We’re all about innovation and sustainability,” said Apple’s CEO at the unveiling, while a team of fire extinguishers stood by. “This way, we ensure that our dedicated customers…