Congress Just Reminded D.C. Who Holds the Remote
United States – February 19, 2026 – Congress just overruled D.C.’s tax choices, and ‘home rule’ looks less like self-government and more like a lease.
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The Swamp Sues to Put the Climate Leash Back on Your Truck
United States – February 19, 2026 – NGOs ran to court after EPA killed the 2009 endangerment finding, and I smell panic in their grant money today.
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Wartime Powers for a Weedkiller
United States – February 19, 2026 – Trump invoked wartime-style powers for elemental phosphorus and glyphosate; if that is “national defense,” Congress owes the public receipts …
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Zeldin Tried to Repeal Reality: The Trump EPA Just Lit the Fuse Under U.S. Climate Law
United States – February 18, 2026 – Trump’s EPA revoked the 2009 climate “endangerment” finding, and the lawsuits arrived fast to force a courtroom explanation.
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Gateway Tunnel Cash Thawed: A Judge Flipped the Burger and DC Still Wants Credit
United States – February 18, 2026 – Frozen Gateway Hudson Tunnel reimbursements started flowing again after a court fight, and Washington is still trying to sell “paying what’s …
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The Climate Church Filed Its Lawsuit, and I Can Smell the Lawsuit Money Burning
United States – February 18, 2026 – Green and health groups sued Trump’s EPA after Zeldin repealed the 2009 endangerment finding. Court fight begins.
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Trump’s White House Gets a Remote Control for the Referees
United States – February 18, 2026 – Trump’s executive order drags independent regulators into White House review. Translation: donors get a veto button.
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Trump’s Gold-Draped Oval Office: Real Fascism or Farce?
Washington D.C., more like “The Great Gatsby” than the great American dream. When the rich and powerful party like it’s 1929, you have to wonder if they even remember who they serve. Spoiler alert—they don’t. They’re too busy clinking champagne glasses and betting on our futures like it’s a high-stakes poker game, where they always hold the winning hand.
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DOJ Voter File Heist by Deep State Blue Governors
On Christmas Eve 2025, the DOJ is suing 18 blue states for their full voter files, and the Deep State Blue Governors are acting like it is “privacy,” not panic. Republicans swear it is “election integrity,” critics scream “voter heist,” and by the end somebody is sobbing under an American flag.
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Trump Fronts The Billionaire Cartel Gaslighting Your Groceries
Trump the frontman steps up and tells you prices fell and energy is cheap. Your grocery receipts say otherwise. That is the trick. Billionaires are not a bug in the system. They are the system. Clap while the register screams.
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