Dick Tater Outlines His Regime Agenda

📡 NATIONAL EMERGENCY BROADCAST

The United Surveillance States of Taterica
LIVE from The Department of Loyalty Enforcement Command Chamber, Washington, D.C.

Dick Tater (sternly, calmly):
“Citizens of Former America,
Today, democracy has been successfully transitioned… into something more disciplined.”

“As your Loyalty-Certified Leader, I wish to assure you: all unauthorized expressions of concern, criticism, or individuality are being safely recycled into fertilizer.”

On the Trump Insurgency:
“The self-proclaimed ‘Liberated Zone’ in Florida is now classified as a Rogue Golf State. All outgoing transmissions from ‘Trump Tower Mar-a-Lago’ have been blocked, filtered, or remixed into compliance anthems for school broadcasts.”

“The so-called President Trump is currently under digital surveillance. Every time he tweets, a drone gets its wings.”

New Initiatives:

• Loyalty Bracelets™ now required for all citizens ages 3 and up.
• DMV Tactical Strike Units will begin random roadblock interrogations during breakfast hours.
• Civic Reintegration Camps, formerly known as Chuck E. Cheese’s, will offer reeducation programs disguised as laser tag.

National Values Under the New Order:
“Freedom is fear.”
“Peace is obedience.”
“Justice is preapproved.”
“Privacy is plagiarism.”
“Resistance is recycled.”

Closing Remarks:
“We are not a dictatorship. We are a Precision Unity Model.™
You are not prisoners. You are Participants.
History will not remember what we’ve done, because history has been deleted.”

⚠️ This broadcast will now be repeated hourly until morale is confirmed at 99%.

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