TRUMP Announces 2028 Camaign

📣 TRUMP CAMPAIGN ANNOUNCEMENT

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
TRUMP WINS THE SLOGAN PRIMARY: 13 to 12
“Biggest, most luxurious slogan victory in history,” says Trump. “Dick Tater is finished.”
Mar-a-Lago, FL , June 13, 2027:

Donald J. Trump declared total narrative dominance this morning after emerging from the unofficial slogan wars with 13 elite-grade authoritarian zingers, edging out challenger Dick Tater by a “massive, historic, landslide margin” of one (1) whole slogan.

“They said it was close,” Trump told Faux News. “But I crushed it. CRUSHED. Everyone’s talking about it. Tater’s down there trying to reboot the DMV. I’m rebooting America. One terrifying catchphrase at a time.”

When asked about Tater’s showing, Trump added, “He’s a cute little tyrant. Like if Dr. Evil and Pete Buttigieg had a baby. Sad.”

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Slogan Selections

Donald Trump 2028 – Make America Obey Again
Dick Tater 2028 – Authoritarian. But Make It Efficient.
Donald Trump 2028 – One Nation, Under Trump
Dick Tater 2028 – Because Martial Law Deserves Better Branding
Donald Trump 2028 – Democracy Was Rigged Anyway
Dick Tater 2028 – He’ll Streamline Your Civil Rights
Donald Trump 2028 – Fear Works, Let’s Scale It
Dick Tater 2028 – From DMV to Drone Strike in Under 30 Minutes
Donald Trump 2028 – Justice is What I Say It Is
Dick Tater 2028 – He Doesn’t Wink at Fascism. He Bear-Hugs It.
Donald Trump 2028 – Don’t Like It? Deport Yourself
Dick Tater 2028 – Don’t Just Elect a Leader, Install One.
Donald Trump 2028 – He’ll Finish What He Started, Again
Dick Tater 2028 – Tired of Freedom? There’s a Tater for That.
Donald Trump 2028 – Vote Like It’s the Last Time You’ll Be Allowed To
Dick Tater 2028 – No Mercy, No Oversight
Donald Trump 2028 – Now With 50% More Pardon Power
Dick Tater 2028 – He’ll Tase the Vote Right Out of You
Donald Trump 2028 – Obey and Be Great Again
Dick Tater 2028 – “Because Trump Wasn’t Committed Enough”
Donald Trump 2028 – Because Checks and Balances Are for Losers
Dick Tater 2028 – Obedience is Patriotic Again
Donald Trump 2028 – The Brand You Fear, But Trust
Dick Tater 2028 – From Local Curfew to National Glory
Donald Trump 2028 – It’s Not Fascism If You Like the Hat
Dick Tater 2028 – Endless War, Now with a Loyalty App
Donald Trump 2028 – The Final Solution (To Democracy)

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