ICE CBP billions need Guard against cardboard signs

The coffee is burnt, the sirens are tuned, and the suits are pretending they forgot what the Constitution says. We are living in a country where ICE and CBP can swallow fifty billion dollars in one fiscal gulp, then look at a single block in Chicago and whisper for the National Guard like the sidewalk is haunted by cardboard signs. The phrase of the week writes itself: ICE CBP billions need Guard against cardboard signs. If that sounds like a parody of power, it is. If it sounds expensive, you’re paying for it.

Fifty billion in badges, yet the Guard is floated to mind one Chicago block

Here is the setup. Two of the most well funded domestic enforcement machines in federal history, Immigration and Customs Enforcement and Customs and Border Protection, reportedly want local police and possibly the National Guard to keep watch outside one ICE facility in Chicago. Not the border. Not a war zone. A city block where the scariest contraband is corrugated fiberboard with a quote from the Bill of Rights.

This is the same Chicago where public schools are patching roofs with prayers and park districts run budget triage by flashlight. Yet the suggestion hangs in the humid air that a Guard call up could be justified because protest signs might stand too close to a federal doorway. It is theater. The kind where the set costs millions and the plot collapses in five minutes.

If you are thinking, wait, don’t local cops already handle sidewalk disputes, you are correct. Mutual aid between agencies is common. Guard deployments to protect federal property are rare, politically flammable, and legally constrained. Which is the point. Even floating the Guard signals to the public that dissent is danger. The message is not security. The message is shut up.

ICE at about $26–27B and CBP at $23–25B still ask locals to police cardboard

Let’s talk scale. ICE at roughly 26 to 27 billion and CBP at roughly 23 to 25 billion puts their combined weight at around 49 to 52 billion dollars a year, depending on the account you count and the supplementals you ignore. That is a defense contractor’s diet. That is armored SUVs, enterprise surveillance, drones over the desert, and contractors that bill by the hour and the spin.

With that kind of money, you do not pass the hat to the local precinct because Sister Agnes is live-streaming a vigil outside a federal office. You do not send a memo fishing for Guard units because a journalist wants to ask questions on camera. You own radios, barriers, cameras, and staff. You can coordinate with CPD for street closures and courtesy lines. You can direct your Protective Security Advisors to do the job they were created to do. If the response to a picket line is a request for troops, it is not about security. It is about optics and intimidation.

And here is the kicker. The First Amendment does not evaporate when it is inconvenient. It becomes more important. That is the law on paper and the lifeline in practice.

Noem says ICE is buying Chicago buildings, so why deploy troops to guard empties

South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem has claimed that ICE is buying several buildings in Chicago. Federal agencies lease and buy property all the time, so the claim is not inherently wild. The question is why float the Guard if the target is empty buildings. Are we protecting vacant floor plans from pastors with hymnals and reporters with press badges.

If ICE is acquiring new space, then good planning should include standard physical security, contracted protective services, and coordination with local police for any planned moves or high profile activity. None of that requires troops. If the buildings are empty, the threat profile is low, clocks tick loud, and the only thing at risk is the narrative that everything is an emergency. The louder the siren, the less you have to explain.

Politicians love a camera and a crisis, especially the kind you can summon with a headline. If a state official says federal agencies are gobbling up real estate, that can be investigated with deeds, leases, and public records. Troops are not a discovery tool. They are a symbol, and symbols are currency in a bad season.

Stockpiles of pepperballs and CS gas exist, yet the threat is pastors and reporters with signs

Federal procurement databases and agency budget justifications show steady spending on less lethal munitions like pepperballs and CS gas, plus shields, helmets, and body armor. No one denies that federal officers have the equipment and training to manage disturbances. CBP’s lineup includes crowd control capabilities. ICE’s Enforcement and Removal Operations has field teams with tactical kits. Federal Protective Service exists for protecting federal buildings. The toolbox is stocked.

Yet the rhetoric spins a different drama. Suddenly the worry is not gangs or gunrunners. It is faith leaders, students, and neighborhood groups with placards. The absurdity is the point. Treat a sign like a weapon and you can justify almost anything in response, from kettling to curfews to that old standby, a perimeter so wide the First Amendment has to take a bus to get around it.

Here is the truth that stings the eye. Less lethal does not mean harmless. Pepper spray hurts. CS gas chokes. Projectiles break bones. The threshold for using any of it is supposed to be behavior, not viewpoint. You do not gas a sermon.

Compare the tabs ICE ≈26–27B, CBP ≈23–25B, FBI 11.3B, DEA 2.7B, ATF 1.95B, USMS 1.9B

Let’s lay the budgets out side by side to see the scale of our domestic enforcement Leviathan.

• ICE at about 26 to 27 billion dollars.
• CBP at about 23 to 25 billion dollars.
• FBI near 11.3 billion dollars.
• DEA roughly 2.7 billion dollars.
• ATF around 1.95 billion dollars.
• U.S. Marshals Service around 1.9 billion dollars.

Depending on the fiscal year and whether you count fee-funded programs or supplementals, the exact numbers flex. The picture does not. Immigration enforcement dwarfs many classic federal crime fighters. Add the rest of the homeland security alphabet to the pot, and you have a stew with more armored plating than a cavalry parade.

With that kind of muscle, asking the local cops to babysit a few bullhorns reads like a power play, not a necessity. It also muddies accountability. If federal agencies want a buffer zone as a matter of policy, own it in public and cite the rules. Do not hide behind municipal uniforms while you federalize the sidewalk.

Chicago Police sit near $1.9B while federal titans still crave local reinforcements

Chicago’s police budget hovers around 1.9 billion dollars. That buys a lot of blue, a lot of shifts, and not enough trust in communities that remember what happened last time the batons came out. The department already carries the load for parades, protests, festivals, funerals, and a whole summer of baseball traffic.

So when federal agencies with deep pockets ring the bell for local reinforcements, it is not a resource shortage. It is a preference. Federal bosses get a layer of plausible deniability. If something goes sideways, the feds point at City Hall. If it goes quiet, the feds claim they maintained order. Either way, you the taxpayer pay twice, once for Washington’s hardware and once for Chicago’s overtime.

If the goal is safety, everyone knows the playbook. Notice. Communication. Negotiators. Clearly marked zones that are narrow and truly necessary. De-escalation. You do not need the Guard to do that on a Tuesday in a business district.

Senate passes the $924.7B NDAA 70 to 20 on Oct 9, 2025 while the shutdown grinds on

While the shutdown froze ordinary government, the Senate reportedly pushed the National Defense Authorization Act forward on Oct 9, 2025, by a 70 to 20 vote, authorizing about 924.7 billion dollars for fiscal year 2026. Open signs were flipped to closed across the country, but the Pentagon’s paper kept moving. That is the American way. The lights flicker everywhere except the corridor marked War and Procurement.

You do not have to be a cynic to notice the timing. The country is told the cupboard is bare for food assistance and background checks, but the vault opens for missiles, aircraft, and the privatized logistics that make defense contractors’ stocks jump. Not all defense spending is waste. A lot of it is necessary, complex, and tied to real threats. But the ability to ram a nearly trillion dollar authorization through during a shutdown while telling protestors to go home is a window into priorities.

If the Capitol can authorize a military the size of a small galaxy, it can also safeguard the First Amendment without armies on the curb.

House version hovers near $893B, plus funds to refit a Qatari jet into a used Air Force One

The House version came in lower, around 893 billion dollars, but that is still a mountain of steel and signal. Alongside the headline numbers, critics flagged line items and side projects that look like boutique spending in a budget with no ceiling. Among the chatter are claims about funds to refit a foreign owned aircraft into a VIP transport, described in some reports as a Qatari jet converted into a used Air Force One. The specifics of that claim are contested, and any such conversion would involve a thicket of procurement rules, airworthiness, and national security retrofits. The bigger point is what Congress can find money for, fast.

Budgets tell you what a government values. When upgrades for prestige aircraft glide forward but funding to keep the public square open and policed with a light, lawful touch is treated like a luxury, you know the scoreboard. The disparity is not a technical glitch. It is a choice.

Still no Epstein files, no ACA subsidy vote, Johnson keeps House closed, Babbitt honored

While the defense money sailed, other items sat. Calls to release a comprehensive set of Epstein related records remain loud, but Congress has not forced the issue with a binding vote to unseal and publish. ACA subsidy extensions beyond 2025 continue to hang in the balance, even though millions rely on them to keep premiums under control. The newest political dramas, confirmations, and seating controversies grind along because the House floor is bottled up. Speaker Mike Johnson has indicated the House will remain largely closed to regular business until the shutdown ends.

Then there are culture war fireworks. Some politicians have floated the idea of honoring Ashli Babbitt with military recognition, a move that stirs outrage and grief across the spectrum. Whatever your politics, selective valorization is gasoline on a bonfire. It is performative government at its worst. You can honor service without rewriting the history of an attack on the Capitol.

When the docket makes room for symbolism but not transparency, healthcare relief, or everyday governance, it is not gridlock by accident. It is gridlock by design.

Protest and dissent is free speech, and free speech is not insurrection or a riot

Let’s put the law in plain English. Peaceful protest is protected speech. Filming the police is protected speech in most circumstances where you are not interfering. Chanting, praying, singing, holding a sign, and standing on a public sidewalk are all protected unless you cross into narrowly defined illegal acts. Riot is behavior, not opinion. Insurrection is force against lawful government, not a chant you find annoying.

Courts have said again and again that the First Amendment does not care how popular your message is. Public officials cannot pick winners and losers in real time based on their political comfort. They can set time, place, and manner rules that are content neutral, narrowly tailored, and leave open ample alternatives for communication. That is the test. If your policy fails it, it is unconstitutional. No magic badge changes that.

So if a federal office is worried about a crowd, plan your routes and keep the doors accessible. If you are worried about chants, bring earplugs. If you are worried about optics, that is not a police problem. That is a leadership problem.

Courage is contagious, so defend your Bill of Rights before they fence off the sidewalk

This is where you, dear exhausted citizen, come in. You do not need a podium to defend your rights. You need a phone, a spine, and a plan. Show up. Document everything. Ask for the written policy, not the barked order. Know the difference between a lawful directive and a chilling threat. Demand your local officials set clear, constitutional protest guidelines that do not require a seven figure permit and a senator’s permission slip.

Call your reps and ask them why agencies with 50 billion in combined budgets are floating the National Guard for a city block in Chicago. Ask why the Senate can sprint a nearly trillion dollar NDAA through during a shutdown, but cannot move sunlight onto files the public keeps asking for. Ask why a preacher with a sign is scarier than a no-bid contract. Make them answer on the record.

We do not need troops to protect a block from cardboard and conscience. We need officials who remember they work for the public, not the other way around.

The fire is already burning. Our job is to decide what gets saved. Your rights are only as strong as the last time you used them. So use them before someone in a distant office decides the sidewalk is a security zone and your voice is contraband.