Keep It in One Piece

I’m a simple man with a simple rule: if a law can’t stand up straight without a suitcase full of extras, it ought to stay home and practice balance. One bill, one law, no riders sneaking in like raccoons at a church picnic. That’s not radical; that’s just asking Congress to quit hiding the good china in the laundry basket.

What gets me is how folks who brag about clean government always seem to need a fog machine when the vote gets close. They talk like sheriffs and govern like a rummage sale, with tax loopholes in the pie tin and special favors under the folding table. If the idea is solid, let it ride alone. If it needs a convoy, it’s already lost the road.