The Calendar Knows When the Money Moves
In Washington, the calendar keeps acting like it has a private text chain with the money. CPI day, Fed day, market spike day —…
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The Price Pivot
The joke is the pivot: sell Americans on cheaper groceries, then grin like the markup was the master plan all along. That’s not an…
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Trump’s Tariff War Gets a Bad Review
Phil McCracken here, and Trump’s tariff war is the rare patriotic theater production where the audience gets charged twice: once at the door, and…
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Markets Don’t Care About the Yard Sign
The market didn’t suddenly become a voting booth with a tie clip. It’s just the same old campaign superstition: if the numbers go up…
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The Trump Economy: Who’s Getting Evicted Next?
Ah, the Trump Economy, where promises to prioritize the everyday American seem to come with a sneaky little clause. Remember when the spotlight was…
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Grillin’ for Freedom, Payin’ for Inflation: A Memorial Day BBQ Breakdown
Folks, let me tell you, there was a time when a good old-fashioned Memorial Day BBQ meant savoring the sweet nectar of freedom and…
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Deficit Showdown: Who’s Really Cooking the Books?
Remember when our beloved fiscal hawks warned us that voting for Kamala Harris would summon the deficit apocalypse? You know the drill: more doom…
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A Great Vanishing Act: The Disappearing Job Trick
Everyone loves a good magic trick, right? But what if the illusionist is NAFTA, and the disappearing act is your local factory? Voilà, your…
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When Votes Are Certain, But Bills Aren’t
In the grand circus of democracy, MAGA voters are those well-rehearsed trapeze artists endlessly flipping through voting booths, while the rest of us are…
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