Lex Luthor Government: The Lawsuit That Billed Us
In “Lex Luthor government,” accountability comes in armor-plated paperwork: Step 1 sue the taxpayers for $10 billion. Step 2 “settle” with your own DOJ. Step 3 create a $1.776 billion “weaponization” fund. Step 4 let allies line up for payouts. Step 5 block IRS audits of your family’s past returns. Step 6 call it justice. Trump gets a formal apology, a past-IRS-audit shield, and the political payout machine—while taxpayers get “the bill,” higher costs, weaker democracy, and zero accountability.
He didn’t drain the swamp. He filed paperwork to own it—he sued the country, settled with himself, and sent the invoice to us.