Markets Don’t Care About the Yard Sign
The market didn’t suddenly become a voting booth with a tie clip. It’s just the same old campaign superstition: if the numbers go up…
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Which Party’s the Frugal One Now?
Every election season, somebody puts on the granite-faced budget blazer and starts preaching about discipline like the federal ledger is a church bingo card.…
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The Receipt Was in the Brisket Grease
I am a law-and-order man, which is why I believe every patriotic cookout should end with somebody sliding the receipt face-down under the potato…
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Congress Finds the Express Lane
Washington can become very prayerful about procedure when families need lower costs, clear answers, or a little public relief. Suddenly every hallway is a…
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Congress Finds the Light Switch
Congressional leadership loves transparency the way a raccoon loves a flashlight: beautiful in speeches, horrifying when it lands on the pile of wires. Around…
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Sen. Rosen Goes Full Coffee-Spill Mode on the Billion-Dollar Ballroom
Sen. Jacky Rosen throws a wrench into Republican plans by proposing to redirect $1 billion from Trump’s ballroom security to local police grants, igniting a political spectacle.
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Who Really Fights for Workers? A Sarcastic Guide to Political Promises
If you ever wondered whether political promises about worker rights resemble a Broadway show, wonder no more. Democrats and Republicans claim center stage, with…
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