The Receipt Was in the Brisket Grease

I am a law-and-order man, which is why I believe every patriotic cookout should end with somebody sliding the receipt face-down under the potato salad and yelling “transparency” loud enough to scare the paper trail. Speeches are garnish. Votes, blocked votes, loophole comfort, and selective accountability are the meat, and sometimes the meat smells less like liberty than a steakhouse tab charged to the public booth.

Now, I am not saying every procedural fog machine is hiding a raccoon in a suit. I am saying if the paperwork keeps pointing toward special treatment while the waiter keeps yelling “freedom,” a real American has to do the freedom math. You can bless the bill, wipe it with brisket grease, and call it a misunderstanding, but that little receipt printer keeps humming louder than the sermon.