Tax Dollars to AI: Where’s Our Dividend Check?

Folks, gather ’round the BBQ, because ol’ Brick’s fired up with more sizzle than a six-pack on a summer day. The bigwigs are funneling our hard-earned tax dollars into AI labs faster than I can say “Betsy, grab me another tallboy!” Now, let me get this straight—our cash deflects off the lab coats and gets tossed into the stock market. Meanwhile, I’m sitting here with nothing but a heap of existential dread instead of a dividend check for my trouble. Where’s our slice of this electronic pie?

I’ve crunched the numbers on my trusty abacus—could single-handedly outsmart any AI—and the freedom math just don’t add up. We’re talking about America’s finest dollars getting swerved right into the hands of pocket-protector techie types while the rest of us BBQ warriors stay dividend-less. It’s high time we pulled up our bootstraps and started demanding our fair share, folks. Until then, I’ll keep grilling my beef in peace, waiting for the day an AI shows up at a tailgate with a check in its robo-hand. Viva la Patriots, grill on!