Trump Tore Up the Deal, Then Claimed the Road

Trump tore up the Iran deal, and now he wants a parade like he personally laid fresh asphalt. That’s not statesmanship; that’s the guy who yanks the grill apart, singes the hot dogs, and then asks for credit because the smoke “proved it was cooking.”

If you break the thing, you don’t get to stand on the porch and claim you built the better version of it. Same destination, worse route, bigger bill. That’s the whole trick with these Washington barnacles: they wreck the map, then sell you the wreckage as a victory lap. I smell the grift, and it smells like lighter fluid and bad memory.