The DOJ’s Eraser and the Rule of Law’s Pencil Marks
United States – April 16, 2026 – DOJ is asking judges to erase Jan. 6 sedition verdicts, and even civil libertarians should flinch at the eraser.
Justice
Justice: Where the scales of justice tip over with laughter! In our Justice section, you’ll find the most uproariously twisted takes on law, order, and the occasional courtroom circus. Perfect for legal eagles and jesters alike who believe that every trial should come with a punchline. Disclaimer: No actual laws were harmed in the making of these satires!
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The Jury Finally Said the Quiet Part Out Loud: Live Nation-Ticketmaster Is a Monopoly
United States – April 15, 2026 – A New York jury tagged Live Nation-Ticketmaster as an illegal monopoly, and the DOJ’s soft settlement now stinks worse.
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DOJ’s “Weaponization” Report and the Temptation to Punish the Process
United States – April 15, 2026 – DOJ says it’s correcting biased FACE Act enforcement, but firing prosecutors over past cases risks turning accountability into obedience.
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Boulee Slams the Door on FBI Election-Record Secrets
United States – April 14, 2026 – Boulee blocks Fulton County from peeking behind the FBI curtain, and the Deep Soy State calls it “process,” not accountability.
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DOJ Finally Punches a Hospital Monopoly: NewYork-Presbyterian and the Contract Tricks That Jack Up Your Bill
United States – April 14, 2026 – DOJ sued NewYork-Presbyterian for contract rigging that blocks cheaper plans, a monopoly move dressed as ‘care’.
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Home Detention, Home Silence: When Bail Starts Sounding Like a Gag Order
United States – April 14, 2026 – A judge let an accused leaker go home, and the bail terms read like a little First Amendment gag order on paper.
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FISA Court Finds More Cheating: The FBI’s Section 702 Audit Trail Stays Missing
United States – April 13, 2026 – Smoke in the air: a classified FISA court opinion says the FBI kept violating Section 702 US person query safeguards, and the audit trail still …
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Trump’s new ‘citizenship list’ order is not election security. It is a federal choke collar.
United States – April 13, 2026 – Trump’s EO builds shadow voter lists and threatens prosecutions. It is ballot-box control dressed up as ‘integrity.’
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Michael Madigan’s Appeal Is a Field Test for America’s Corruption Loopholes
United States – April 11, 2026 – In a Chicago courtroom, Madigan’s appeal dares judges to bless bribery-as-business, and call it politics.
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Section 230 Is Not a Get-Out-of-Court Free Card
United States – April 10, 2026 – Massachusetts just told Meta Section 230 is not a magic cloak. The case lives, for now, and the engagement economy may have to explain itself un…
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