By Justin Jest – Gonzo Journalist, Reluctant Realist, Connoisseur of Chaos There’s a script playing out in Washington right now—one written long before Trump walked back into the White House. Project 2025, a far-right blueprint for dismantling federal protections and restructuring government to favor corporate elites and conservative ideologues, is no longer just a plan—it’s…
The Food and Drug Administration—the agency tasked with keeping your food safe, your drugs effective, and your medical devices from exploding inside you—is being systematically transformed into something entirely different. Under Project 2025, the Trump administration, and Elon Musk’s unelected Department of Government Efficiency, the FDA is being reprogrammed into a tool for corporate deregulation and political ideology.
It’s not about efficiency or cutting red tape. It’s about shifting control of schools from communities to corporations, from public hands to private interests.
By Justin Jest – Gonzo Journalist, Reluctant Realist, Connoisseur of Chaos The financial industry’s worst nightmare used to be the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB)—an agency designed to keep banks, lenders, and credit card companies from screwing you over. But nightmares, like regulations, can be erased. Project 2025, the right-wing manifesto for dismantling government oversight,…
The grift is so simple, it’s almost beautiful. Take the tax code, strip it down, and rewrite it so that the wealthiest Americans and biggest corporations walk away with even more money—while the rest of the country gets sold on the illusion of “fairness” and “simplification.”
Alright, let’s take a breath. You might think this is all hyperbole, all theatrics—but it’s not. The facts are out there, in black and white, in policy blueprints, executive orders, and legislation moving through Washington right now. Let’s break it down.
By Justin Jest – Gonzo Journalist, Reluctant Realist, Connoisseur of Chaos Washington, D.C. – The tech mogul-turned-government hatchet man took the podium Tuesday, wearing his usual expression of casual omnipotence. Elon Musk, now the most powerful unelected official in America, stood at the White House and assured us all that, yes, some mistakes have been…
By Justin Jest – Gonzo Journalist, Reluctant Realist, Connoisseur of Chaos And just like that, the grand American experiment in global charity came to a screeching halt—not with a bang, not even with a whimper, but with an impersonal, HR-issued email telling thousands of USAID workers to pack their bags and get the hell out….
By Justin Jest – Gonzo Journalist, Reluctant Realist, Connoisseur of Chaos The crackdown came like a thunderclap in a dry county. Denver woke up to a war—not the kind waged with tanks and napalm, but the slow, grinding war of policy, paperwork, and pounding fists on apartment doors before dawn. ICE, that ghostly acronym that…
By Justin Jest – Gonzo Journalist, Reluctant Realist, Connoisseur of Chaos The news broke like a bar fight in a Honolulu dive bar—quick, brutal, and leaving everyone wondering how the hell we got here. Tulsi Gabbard, the rogue warrior of the Democratic Party, the anti-war maverick, the political shapeshifter, was now the czarina of U.S….
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