The Billionaires’ Cabinet: Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Conflict of Interest
Picture this: It’s dawn in the swamp, and President Donald J. Trump is rolling up to the White House in a gold-wrapped Tesla Cybertruck, his cabinet of billionaires in tow, blasting “Money for Nothing” while draining the last bureaucrat from the pool with a pool skimmer made of bitcoin. Meet the wealthiest Cabinet in American history, where “public service” means never having to say you’re sorry, especially if you…