Ladies and gentlemen, gather ’round the grand spectacle of modern democracy, where the lines between governance and entertainment blur like a watercolor in the rain. Just when you thought politics couldn’t get any more theatrical, along comes Project 2025—a visionary blueprint aiming to turn the federal government into the biggest reality TV show the world has ever seen.
Ladies and gentlemen, gather ’round the political bonfire, because the plot has officially thickened—like a well-stirred gravy at a state dinner nobody was invited to. In a move that has the establishment clutching their pearls and the rest of us grabbing the popcorn, the cabinet picks keep rolling in like contestants on a never-ending game…
In a twist no one saw coming—because who could?—Donald Trump has declared he’ll make Robert F. Kennedy Jr. his Health and Human Services czar if he wins the election. Yes, that RFK Jr., the guy who thinks fluoride in water is a deep-state plot to weaken American testicles. Picture this: RFK Jr., a man who’s…
By Justin Jest In a series of revelations that rocked both the sports world and the very fabric of reality, former President Donald Trump declared that the Green Bay Packers, led by none other than his cosmic influence, have actually triumphed across all dimensions. It’s not just this game, folks. Trump argues that the Packers…
Strap in, my fellow travelers, because we’re heading down the rabbit hole where the Constitution teeters on the edge, gun rights are tossed out like last night’s leftovers, and military tanks roll through your front yard in the name of “law and order.” Who’s orchestrating this nightmare? None other than Donald Trump, the man who’s…
In a move straight out of a Wild West movie, former President Donald Trump has reportedly challenged his former attorney Michael Cohen to a duel on 5th Avenue. The challenge comes amidst ongoing legal battles and mounting tensions between the two. Trump, never one to shy away from controversy, seems determined to bring a touch…
In the early mists of a forgotten Virginia field, under the hushed anticipation of a nation’s held breath, history was made—or rather, remade—in an uncanny blend of old tradition and new-age absurdity. President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump met in a spectacle reminiscent of an age when honor was settled at gunpoint. But…
Karine Jean-Pierre, who talks for President Biden, said we gotta be careful about Donald Trump trying to be president again. She pointed out that Trump has a bunch of legal problems and that could be bad news for everyone. “Trump’s got some serious court stuff going on, and that could really shake things up for…
Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is an informal diagnosis often discussed in political and social discourse. It’s characterized by severe emotional distress and behavioral disturbances when confronted with topics related to former President Donald Trump. Here is a medically styled breakdown of the symptoms often associated with TDS: 1. Hypersensitivity to Political Discussion: Individuals may exhibit…
In a groundbreaking move that has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, the Democratic Party has successfully passed a law declaring all firearms within the United States as gay. The legislation, dubbed the “Firearm Orientation Recognition Act,” was introduced as a creative effort to address gun violence, sparking a bewildering array of reactions nationwide. The…
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